Текст Travis Porter – Waffle House

If I ever been this drunk befo’, then I neva eva think I been this drunk befo’
But I’m drunk, befo’….its fo’ (four)
Am I trippin? Or am I drunk?

Chorus

Verse 1
I-N-T-O-X-I-C-A-T-E-D, I can barely even see
I’m higher than a plane, drunker than the four face
I forgot my name, tryna sit up straight
can’t maintain, DUI. I’m so fucked up I can barely even drive
one blunt, two blunt, three blunt, four
Joint joint joint joint smoke smoke smoke

Chorus
Breakfast at the Waffle House, 20 sausage biscuits
Hold on, excuse me ma’am, what comes on a sausage biscuit?
20 more orange juices, 20 more biscuits
got my team together, now thats 20 naked bitches

Verse 2 (Ali)
Oh my god, what is goin on?
Man I’m drunk and smokin strong, got ya nigga super strong
Ah, oh my god his fappage look so clean, man she got some big ol’ titties
And she acting me so giddy
like, oh my god, Im drunker than my head and my eyes were very red
I dont want to go to bed
Oh my god, give me steak and cheese, I got like 15 more so just send me waiter please

Chorus
Breakfast at the Waffle House, 20 sausage biscuits

Verse 3
Just left the club, bout to hit the Waffle House
Man I’m drunk as fuck, what the hell you talmbout?
Said I want the steak and cheese, but man I want a waffle now
Can’t make up my mind, I think I want a Whopper now
Breakfast at the Waffle House, 20 sausage biscuits
20 more orange juice, and 20 naked bitches
Bill a buck fifty, man you know I blew dat
Sausage biscuit, meat and bread, no I never knew that

Verse 4 (Waka Flocka)
Nope, this ain’t IHOP, this the Waffle House
Know how we rock? put it in her mouth
all star meal, for my 5 star bitch
the way the girl walkin, she get a nigga rich
Michael Vick, my eggs with cheese, yeah I love them scrambled
Man its four, been in line for about 30 minutes
Bacon egg and cheese that her get her on her knees
Two words to the waitress, «Check Please!»

Chorus
Breakfast at the Waffle House, 20 sausage biscuits
Hold on, excuse me ma’am, what comes on a sausage biscuit?
20 more orange juices, 20 more biscuits
got my team together, now thats 20 naked bitches
Breakfast at the Waffle House, 20 sausage biscuits
Hold on, excuse me ma’am, what comes on a sausage biscuit?
20 more orange juices, 20 more biscuits
got my team together, now thats 20 naked bitches