Текст Weird Al Yankovic – Let The Pun Fit The Crime
Текст:
Dr. Screwball Jones:
Hey there!
Let’s have some fun!
Join my good time gang!
Rhubarb? Or meringue?
Ha!
We’ll make folks happy, through the land!
Have them howling on their knees!
So my little, orange friend
Lend a hand if you please!
Pow!
Hey, don’t look so shocked
Ain’t it about the time
To let… the pun… fit the crime!
Ha!
Wander
Screwball, you try too hard!
Dr. Screwball Jones
Doctor Screwball if you please, I’ve got an online P.H.D!
Wander
Folks should be free to find their own happiness; you can’t force them to have fun!
Dr. Screwball Jones
Sure I can, watch this! Accordion!
Wander
Banjo Retort!
Dr. Screwball Jones
Hey, you’re pretty good!
Wander
But I think — that we — both know — it’s time to let my Sylvia go!
Never!
Dr. Screwball Jones:
String break!
Here’s a joke
How are you, just like a lollipop stick?
In the end, you’re both worn down by the force of my licks! Ha! Ha! Ha Ha Ha!
Ain’t it a laugh? Haha-ha-ha!
Looks like the end of the line!
So leeeeeeeeet…
The puuuuuuuuun…
Fiiiiiiiiit…
Theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…
Crime