Текст Wheeler Walker Jr. – Anal & The Dishes

My party life
Traded in for a kid and a wife
No more being alone
I got a home

Now we do…

Anal and the dishes
Sunday shoppin’ with them Walmart bitches
Dinner back at home
Then at night, I stretch out your tight, tight butthole
Anal and the dishes
Sunday shoppin’ with them Walmart bitches
Dinner back at home
Then at night, I stretch out your tight, tight butthole

Cocaine days are gone
Now I get high from mowin’ the lawn
‘Stead of Waylon songs
Now we watch rom coms
No more Jim Beam shots
Rather wait in the Kmart lot
Fill the SUV
With Huggies, Charmin and Vaseline

And we do…

Anal and the dishes
Sunday shoppin’ with them Walmart bitches
Dinner back at home
Then at night, I stretch out your tight, tight butthole

Do I miss that road?
Drunk as hell bein’ a horny toad
This life is better for my health
Or so I tell myself…

Plus, now I do…

Anal and the dishes
Shoppin’ with them Walmart bitches
Dinner back at home
Then at night, I stretch out your tight, tight butthole
Anal and the dishes
Sunday dinner at Garth and Trisha’s
Then we drive on home
And I cry and ram you in your tight, tight butthole