Текст Wheeler Walker Jr. – Drunk Sluts

Don’t understand a gal’ need much lightly
Never sure quite what they wanna hear
They’re all hittin’ up the club
Drinkin’ real expensive buck

Drunk sluts, they’re drivin’ me nuts
Can’t hold their lips, so they stick bunch of dicks in their butts
When I was younger, used to be, no gal’ would have shade on me
Now I only sing to me
Drunk sluts

They say girls comin’ up these days are looser
One date with them they let you spend a night
I click on the internet watching million different porno clips
So far I ain’t seen the same girl twice

Drunk sluts, they’re drivin me nuts
Can’t hold their lips so they stick a bunch of dicks in their butts
When I was younger, used to be, no girl would have shade on me
Now I only sing to me, drunk sluts

I know I’m gettin’ older, and every gal’ can’t be like these
Don’t get me wrong I like to fuck but it’s easier sometimes to pee

Girls these days want the dj, not the singer
Some douchebag scratching breast up like a moose
I’m too distracted to flirt, they’re wearing really short skirts
You can squint, I can pretty much see her cooch

Drunk sluts, they’re drivin’ me nuts
Can’t hold their lips, so they stick a bunch of dicks in their butts
When I was younger, used to be no girl would have shade on me
Now I only sing to me, doesn’t give a shit to me
Now I only sing to me, drunk sluts