Текст Yelawolf – Phone Skit

Yelawolf:
Yes, sir! This is Yelawolf and your stereo has been taken over! The phone is ringing off the hook, holy shit! Imma take a few of these calls and somebody get Chainsaw some water, he’s kinda looking pale over there

Caller #1
Aight, ma, aight. There- there- this shit is awesome-

Yelawolf
Yeah!

Caller #1
I mean I like 2Pac, I like snoop

Yelawolf
Yeah, that’s what’s up

Caller #1
So, my initiative is rad up my nerve bro-

Yelawolf
Ay, you can’t cuss on the radio buddy

Caller #1
Al- Alright, yo keep racking the-

Yelawolf
BUT FUCK IT! Calling number two, Your own-!

Caller #2
*gibberish*

Yelawolf
Wrong number! Calling number three you’re live

Mark Warheimer
Hey, Yelawolf! nice stuff man

Yelawolf
What up Richie! ‘Preciate it

Mark Warheimer
My name is Mark Warheimer with Warner Brother Records

Yelawolf
What up Marky! Marky everybody!

Mark Warheimer:
Hey, everybody, hey! Hey, look I’d like to fly out to LA next week for a sit down with the president-

Yelawolf
Oh man!

Mark Warheimer
How does that sound?

Yelawolf
Look Mark, do you sing?

Mark Warheimer
No

Yelawolf
Do you rap?

Mark Warheimer
nuh-uh

Yelawolf
Do you own a skateboard?

Mark Warheimer
Of course not!

Yelawolf
Guess what buddy?

Mark Warheimer
We’re in business?

Yelawolf:
You’re fired! What is up with them dudes man? Anyway we’re back and this is my very own version of Greg Kihn’s breakup song. Ideal our time, let’s rock!