Текст Yung Joc – Hustlemania (Skit)

Lets play Hustlemania!
I will be your host, Randell O.G. Cartright The Third.
Last weeks contestants won over 1 million dollars cash in prizes.
This weeks contestant is Pak Man.

Tonights show is brought to you by Hush Lotion.
If you’re not sure, dont raise your hands, just Hushhhhhhh.

Okay Pak man, are you ready to play Hustlemania?
Pak Man

ay you know it
Carright

okay if you would please, if could you please pick a topic from our hustlemania category.
Pak Man

Yup, Ill take Got it for the low for a stack
Carright

and so it is, got it for the low for a stack
Pak Man

yup
Carright

okay the question is, theres an 07 S550 mercades yung joc edition, with Ashanti’s 22s, butterfly doors, refrigerated hccs worth over 200,000 dollars, how much would it be worth in the trap?
Pak Man

well we aint payin full price for nuthin, half pimp
Carright

Oh My god and he gets it right for a stack! Wow Pak Man you musta graduated from the IVY league.
Pak Man

i aint never heard that before
Carright

alright, if you could pick another from our Hustlemania category!
Pak Man

Ahh imma stay with what i know carright, got if for the low!
Carright

So be it! Got it for the low for 10 stack.
Okay Theres 3 60inch Sony HD ready Flat Screens, A Brand new Frank Mular Icy Wrist Watch and a new set of 24″ Dravins with 7″ lips, and Pirellis Zero Rubberbands. Where would you go first?
Pak Man

Ahh
Carright

A. The Police to make a great deal and cash in on your award.
B. Your Momma.
C. The Trap
D. None of the Above
Pak Man

Boy Im not a snitch, my momma woulda whoop my ass, so you know its the trap.
Carright

Oh my Pak Man guess what?
Pak Man

what?
Carright

you’ve just 1 million dollars in the hustlemania!
Pak Man

OHHHHHHH!! Its goin down up in here
Carright

are you serious
Pak Man

wo wo wo wo
Carright

pak man, you’ve also just won two tickets to the hustle crew
Pak Man

ohhhhhhh im gonna be stupid