Lyrics Adam Sandler – Cool Guy 2

The Sounds of waves crashing

SEAN
This is quite the chill night. kicking back on the beach with a fine girl such as yourself.

GIRL #2

SEAN
So, is your body looking like michaelangelo made you or some shit.

GIRL #2
Thanks Sean, that’s so sweet.

Sean presses ‘play’ button on tape player

SEAN
Let’s see what’s going on under this velvet top of yours.

GIRL #2
Uh-oh.

SEAN
Oh calming, your coming off strong with some beautiful waves of your own there, baby.

GIRL #2
Oh Sean, you’re so cute.

SEAN
Why don’t we leave the summer skirt on, but let’s take those fine panties passed those long, strong legs of yours, hmm?

GIRL #2
Oh my god.

SEAN
Yeah.

GIRL #2
And how about you take off clothes, Sean.

SEAN
Oh, oh is that right, baby? You want me to show my stuff, too?

GIRL #2
My god, you look good, Sean.

SEAN
Yeah, yeah baby I keep in shape, you know.

GIRL #2
Ooh.

she starts to unbuckle his pants

SEAN
Yeah, unbuckle my pants, move hands on my wet weiner and let’s get it swingin’.

GIRL #2
What’s that?

SEAN
Let’s get it swingin’.

GIRL #2
No, the other thing you said?

SEAN
…The wet-weiner?

GIRL #2

gasps
You know what?

SEAN
Yeah?

GIRL #2
I’m going to go throw up, now. See you.

SEAN
Hmm, leave me all horny here. How… how you going to get home there, baby?

GIRL #2
I’ll walk.
She begins to walk away

SEAN
Mm-hm. I’m-a call you.

GIRL #2
Don’t.
She’s gone

SEAN
A’ight, A’ight. I’m go in for a swim anyways, you know that baby.
to self
Going to get this swing-ding wet somehow. Salted off the rubarbs, ain’t that a bitch?

THE END