Lyrics Bart Baker – Break Free Parody
Text:
Jessica (Ariana Grande):
This video
Is the
Ultimate nerd fantasy
Missing
Is a Darth Vader sex scene
(Huh!)
I was children’s TV star
Now I wanna be a mature artist
(Huh!)
I’m not just for kids anymore
Nowadays Big Sean gets a piece of this
That’s right
I’m dating the rapper you saw in
That video I did before
Boning
A black guy to break free
My good girl image was a bore
This song
Sounds like Katy Perry’s «Teenage Dream»
I’ve copied shit you heard before
«This Kiss» by Carly Rae Jepson
I ripped off this song even more
(more, more, more, more)
I am getting
Undressed
In zero gravity, yeah
It’s obvious
That I am just
My show on Nickelodeon never would’ve let me shoot missle boobs
Now I show so much of my hot skin
Most people think they are watching Redtube
This is
The part in every dance video
We see the DJ turn some knobs
Bart Baker (Zedd):
I’m just
Pretending to do things
This is playing off my iPod
GSnaps (Katy Perry):
Hey bitch
Not only did you rip off my song
You took my projectile boob move
I’ll teach
You to steal from Katy
You skinny dumb breast shooting noob
Jessica:
You’re just
Jealous that I’m younger and hotter
Plus my voice is better than yours
Russell
Brand was smart to leave you
GSnaps:
Now you’re gonna hear me roar!
King Bach (Big Sean):
Hold up
Nobody shoots cream at my baby
Unless it is your boy, Big Sean
Prepare
To feel the wrath of my
Massive projectile dong