Lyrics Be More Chill Cast – The Pitiful Children

SQUIP:
You were always quite the loser, Jeremy
Then I invaded
And you upgraded

All your peers are just so incomplete
You can’t see it, but they’re all in pain
Their operating system’s obsolete
So let’s complete the chains
And get inside those brains

Let’s save the pitiful children

STUDENTS:
Whoa

SQUIP:
Let’s save the pitiful children

STUDENTS:
Whoa

SQUIP:
Let’s teach the pitiful children, who just haven’t a clue
Just what to do
Help them to help you

JENNA:
Ah, yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah!

SQUIP:
Can you see the vision clearly, Jeremy?
Users embracing and interfacing

JENNA:
Yeah

SQUIP:
Gone is human error and fear

JENNA:
Beep bop boo beep bop boo beep bop boo beep

SQUIP:
Every issue tucked away so neatly
If you feel a sob or tear
Just turn that knob, and switch that gear

SQUIP/JEREMY:
Let’s save the pitiful children

JENNA:
Yeah

SQUIP:
Let’s save the pitiful children

JENNA:
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah!

SQUIP:
Let’s teach the pitiful children

Who just haven’t a clue
Just what to do
Help them and soon this will be you

ALL:
Let’s save the pitiful children

SQUIP:
Rap beep beep bop

ALL:
Let’s save the pitiful children

SQUIP:
Re bop bo beep bop bo beep bop bo

ALL:
Let’s teach the pitiful children, who haven’t a clue

SQUIP:
If that’s what we do
If that’s what we do
Then

ALL:
Everything about us is going to be wonderful

STUDENTS:
We love everything about Squips

ALL:
Everything about us is going to be so alive

STUDENTS:
We could never live without Squips

SQUIP:
You won’t feel left out or unsure

ALL:
Not pitiful children anymore
‘Cause
Everything about us is going to be cool
When… we… rule!