Lyrics Be More Chill Cast – Two–Player Game
Text:
MICHAEL:
Apocalypse of the Damned!
JEREMY:
Level Nine!
BOTH:
The Cafetorium!
Find the bad guy, push him aside
Then move on forward with your friend at your side
It’s a two-player game, so when they make an attack
You know you got a brother, gonna have your back
Then you stay on track and..
Ah! Remain on course
And if they give you a smack, you..
Gah! You use your force!
And if you leave your brother behind, it’s lame
‘Cause it’s an effed-up world
But it’s a two-player game!
Hey!
MICHAEL:
Dude, you are cooler than a vintage cassette
It’s just that no one else but me thinks that yet
You’re just a nothing in this high school scheme
But it’s no big, ’cause you and I are a team
We like out-of-print games
Retro skates
Got a Pac-Man tattoo
Nobody here appreciates
But soon we’ll be together where they do
‘Cause guys like us are cool in college
Cool in college, this I know
We rule in college, listen bro
High school is hell, but we navigate it well
‘Cause what we do, is we make it a two-player game
BOTH:
Zombie!
Watch out!
Ah!
Wah!
Ugh
JEREMY:
As losers, we have fought together for years
Both Nintendo zombies and our popular peers
Now we’re stuck on a level, and I wanna move on
MICHAEL:
Just wait two years whereupon
You’ll realize
Guys like us are
BOTH:
Cool in college
Cool in college, won’t be lame
JEREMY:
Dude, I know, I get it
BOTH:
Guys like us are cool in college
JEREMY:
But we’re not in college
MICHAEL:
All the same
High school is whack, but we have each other’s back
It’s me and you
BOTH:
We make it a two-player game
Gah!
Oh!
Zombie!
JEREMY’S DAD:
Hello?
BOTH:
Blood!
JEREMY’S DAD:
Son?
BOTH:
Claws!
JEREMY’S DAD:
Jeremy!
BOTH:
Pause
JEREMY:
You know that you are my favorite person
That doesn’t mean that I can’t still dream
MICHAEL:
Is it really true?
I’m your favowite person?
JEREMY:
Yeah, we’re never not gonna be a team
High school is shit, and you gotta help me conquer it
It’s just what we do
BOTH:
We make it a two-player game!
Find the bad guy push him aside!
Then move on forward with your friend at your side!
It’s a two-player game, so when they make an attack
You know you got a brother, gonna have your back
Then you stay on track and..
Ah! Remain on course
And if they give you a smack, you..
Gah! You use your force!
And if you leave your brother behind, it’s lame
‘Cause it’s an effed-up world
But it’s a two-player game!
Hey!
Two-player game
Two-player game
He-e-ey!
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