Lyrics Bowling For Soup – BFFF

You are my best friend in the world.
And I hope that you know,
when we hangout together,
it’s freakin’ awesome.

Playing poker Friday night,
Beer-o-mids and golf cart races
You think that my sister’s hot
I accidentally shot your finger
off your writing hand oh well,
you get disability.
I broke my leg you laughed so hard
and told my ambulance to stop at the bar.

You’ll tell the world I’m gay when you hear me say
that I really and truly feel this way
not that there’s anything wrong with being gay

And sometimes we punch each other in the face
like when I hit on your mom and got to second base
I’m trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way.

You fart and burp in the same key,
and I think your iPod sucks.
You make fun of my hair because yours is.. disappearing.

I’ve seen your penis you’ve seen mine
I popped your pimples you
rubbed aloe vera on my sun burnt back

You ran defence when I shit my pants
you felt my girls’ brand new boobs
you asked to suck them she refused
so while you slept I shaved your head
you woke up and told me that I…

You’ll tell the world I’m gay when you hear me say

And sometimes we punch each other in the face
like when I hit on your mom and got to second base
I know you know I love you (I fringin love you dude)
I’m trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way.

You’ll tell the world I’m gay when you hear me say
that I really and truly feel this way
not that there’s anything wrong with being gay

And sometimes we punch each other in the face
like when I hit on your mom and got to second base
I’m trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way.