Lyrics Bowling For Soup – No Hablo Inglés

My teacher asked me where my homework was
And that’s when I told her
No hablo Ingles
Policeman caught me doing 90

(One!)
When I’m not feeling it
(Two!)
When someone’s full of shit
(Three!)
When I get cut off at the bar
To make a getaway
It’s all you gotta say
(Quatro! Cinco! Seis!)
No hablo Ingles
No hablo Ingles
(Hey, hey, hey)
No hablo Ingles
No hablo Ingles
(Hey, hey, hey)

My nephew asks me if I’d take him
To the Jonas Brothers movie
No hablo Ingles

(One!)
So many different uses
(Two!)
You don’t need no excuses
(Three!)
It’s as easy as the third grade
The perfect getaway
It’s all you’ve gotta say
(Quatro! Cinco! Seis!)
No hablo Ingles
No hablo Ingles
(Hey, hey, hey)
No hablo Ingles
No hablo Ingles
(Hey, hey, hey!)

Did you brush your teeth?
(No hablo Ingles!)
Where’d you leave your pants?
(No hablo Ingles!)
Did you feed the fish?
(No hablo Ingles!)
Do you like my band?
Wait… don’t answer that…

No hablo Ingles
(Hey, hey, hey)
No hablo Ingles
No hablo Ingles
(Hey, hey, hey)
No hablo Ingles

Do you wanna buy some Girl Scout cookies?
No hablo Ingles
(Hey, hey, hey,)
Did one of you guys pee in the pool?
No hablo Ingles
Hey how ’bout we all get together
And go to the ballet?
No hablo Ingles
(Hey, hey, hey)
No hablo Ingles
Can I borrow that beer?
No hablo Ingles!
(laughs)
No hablo Ingles
(Hey, hey, hey)
No hablo Ingles
No hablo Ingles