Lyrics Crazy Ex–Girlfriend Cast – Horny Angry Tango
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Rebecca:
I’m clearly not over you yet
Nathaniel:
I’m clearly not over you either
Rebecca:
Our love has transformed into hate
Nathaniel:
Damn! Sex right now would sure be great
Rebecca & Nathaniel:
This is our horny angry tango!
Nathaniel:
I want to fight!
Rebecca:
I want to bang!
Rebecca & Nathaniel:
This is our horny angry tango!
Rebecca:
We’re truly furious but…
Rebecca & Nathaniel:
Dang! We’re also horny too!
Nathaniel:
I want to tear you limb from limb!
Rebecca:
And put your limbs all over my limbs!
Nathaniel:
Each time we fight I crave you more!
Rebecca:
This would be better on the floor!
Rebecca & Nathaniel:
This is our horizontal tango!
Nathaniel:
We’re both pissed off…
Rebecca:
And yet turned on!
Rebecca & Nathaniel:
This is our horizontal, horny, angry tango!
Now it’s time for six bar long
Classic tango dance break
Nathaniel:
Ow, thorns!
Rebecca & Nathaniel:
Dip!
Nathaniel:
Whore!
Rebecca:
Slap!
Nathaniel:
I cannot slap you back
Because you are a lady
Rebecca:
That clearly is a double standard
Rebecca & Nathaniel:
But it’s probably for the best
This is our horny angry tango!