Lyrics Crazy Ex–Girlfriend Cast – My Friend’s Dad

Rebecca:
I just made a new buddy
He and I bonded right away
It was a piece of cake

It’s all the fun of having a dad
Without the painful history

Bob:
She has fun

Rebecca:
And he’s a literal drunk
But that don’t bother me
‘Cause he’s not my dad
He’s my friend’s dad

It’s the healthiest relationship I’ve had with a man
That fact I must confess
He doesn’t push my buttons
Except the buttons on this cute dress

Bob:
Doot, doot, doot

Rebecca:
It’s nothing but platonic
His bigotry’s ironic

Bob:
I like you. You barely complain, for a Jewish

Rebecca:
Oh, you!

If we were related
We’d probably fight a lot
Wait, what about Jews?

Bob:
Here, have some more booze!

Rebecca:
What was I saying? Oh, well! I forgot
Glug glug! My friend’s dad
My friend’s dad

Bob:
And when she’s not around
I think about her naked

Rebecca:
Huh?

Bob:
Nothing, kiddo

Rebecca:
My friend’s dad!