Lyrics Crazy Ex–Girlfriend Cast – I’m So Good At Yoga
Text:
Valencia:
We are in a yoga class
Now is the time to let your mind go blank
And focus instead on how awesome
Look at me, look at me
I’m so good at yoga
Look at me, look at me
I’m so good at yoga
Exhale on another sigh…
Class:
Rebecca sucks…
Valencia:
I do shit with my body
That no human should be able to do
Like putting my face behind my knees
Turning my hand into a shoe
As the morning sun kisses a lotus
I kiss my own pussy
Can you do that?
Greet each day, namastê
Fuck you, you’re fat
Look at me, look at me
I’m so good at yoga
Look at me, look at me
I’m so good at yoga
Class:
Look at her, look at her
Look at her, look at her
Valencia:
I’m not afraid to get tattoos
And they are all in Sanskrit (panther!)
Anal doesn’t hurt at all
Most times I prefer it
That’s what this tattoo says…
Class:
Look at her, look at her
Valencia:
I’m so good at yoga
Class:
Look at her, look at her
Valencia:
I cum vaginally
Class:
Look at her, look at her
Valencia:
I’m not afraid of clowns and trains
Class:
Look at her, look at her
Valencia:
My father didn’t leave me
Valencia & class:
Nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah
Nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah (boom!)
Nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah
Nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah (boom!)
Valencia:
I’m so good at yoga
Valencia & class:
Nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah
Nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah (boom!)