Lyrics Crazy Ex–Girlfriend Cast – Let’s Have Intercourse

Unfortunately, I want to have sex with you
I don’t know what happened
Maybe you lost some weight
For some reason, you’re now on the top of my to-do list

Let’s have intercourse
(Let’s have intercourse)
Just pretend I’m seducing you
Come on, let’s quickly have intercourse
(Let’s quickly have intercourse)
So I can move on with my life
My busy life

You and I are both highly intelligent people
Although I’m in much better physical shape
Once we do it, it’ll be like
Well, that’s what that was like
And you’ll hopefully go back to seeming weird to me

But right now let’s have intercourse
(Let’s have intercourse)
I mean, obviously you want to, too
Just super quickly have intercourse
(Super quickly have intercourse)
You could use the exercise

Sometimes my body wants things that my mind does not
My body wants things that make my mind go «Uh, body, what?»
We’re animals, it’s unfortunate
So come on, let’s contortion it
I won’t be back to normal till
I see what your nipples look like

Until we stop wasting time talking ’bout it
And we super quickly
It’ll only take a second
Have intercourse
(Have intercourse)
Let’s have intercourse

Good thing I happen to have an old condom in my wallet