Lyrics Rehab – Halftime

Chuck Janke (Brooks Buford):
Well, it’s been a hell of a game thus far, Wink

Wink Dinkerson (Danny Boone):
Yeah, it sure has Chuck. You know, Brooks Buford was a three-time white chip All-American at Alberta Baptist Technical School for the Blind

Chuck Janke
Hmmm. Wow!

Wink Dinkerson
He’s like a nine-dicked weasel

Chuck Janke
You know, also, Danny Boone, he got drafted straight outta Motherfuck U

Wink Dinkerson
Huh?

Chuck Janke
They said he majored in kickin’ ass

Wink Dinkerson
Yeah! I heard he made the fiend’s list!

*Laughter*

Chuck Janke:
Gosh darn it, Wink, you sure do crack yourself up, don’t ‘cha? Well, for the halftime show we have a group called Rehab

Wink Dinkerson
Ahhh!

Chuck Janke:
Apparently, they’re gonna perform with the Dixie Demon marching band and the cheerleaders and some guy named «Killer» something or another or something

Wink Dinkerson
Jumpin’ jehosephat! Where does the school find these assholes?

Chuck Janke
Who knows, Wink, probably a used condom!

*Laughter*

Wink Dinkerson
Well, here they go kids! Let’s have a listen!