Lyrics Rehab – Intro (WFUK AM 420)

(Brooks Buford) W-F-U-K AM 420 now interrupts your regular radio programming for broadcast of the One Duck County Demon game

Chuck Janke (Brooks Buford):
Hey pussies, and welcome to the first game of the new season. I’m Chuck Janke

Wink Dinkerson (Danny Boone):

Chuck Janke:
Sure was. Well, it started off good, but then just went to straight fecal matter thrown into a DC-10 engine, if ya know what I mean!

Wink Dinkerson
Yeah, some real turd action

Chuck Janke
Yeah, a shit-twister, if you will!

Wink Dinkerson
Yeah, I heard Danny Boone had stomach surgery

Chuck Janke
Sure did

Wink Dinkerson
Apparently his liver fell out in his Warner Robbins home

Chuck Janke
God, what a dick

Wink Dinkerson
Really

Chuck Janke
Yeah, Brooks Buford ended up in the ER with a hole in his nose

Wink Dinkerson
Yeah, and we all know what that was from

Chuck Janke
We sure do. God, what an asshole

Wink Dinkerson
Who does he think he is? Darryl Strawberry? Geeze louise

Chuck Janke:

Wink Dinkerson
Well, folks, let’s hope for a better season than the last. America —

Chuck Janke
Tell ’em Wink

Wink Dinkerson
Heeeeeeeeeeeeere come the Demons!