Lyrics Toy Dolls – If You’re In A Pop Group You’ll End Up Paying A Fortune Practicing At Peter Practice’s Practice Place
Text:
Give’z the money Peter Practice says to us
Give’z the money quickly don’t make a fuss
Give’z the money, give’z the money
Pete takes the pop groups he’ll even take the trash
You must have plenty cash
Give Pete the money the he’ll let you have the key
Give Pete the money then you can practice free
It’s icey cold in Peter’s place but don’t switch on the heater
Coz you’ll end up putting 10 quid in Pete’s electric meter
Do you want some crisps and pop?
They’re all on sale at Pete’s tuck shop
We will have to put a stop to Peter
Chorus:
We all give Peter the money
We’ve all been nway
We all give Peter the money now
Give’z the cash, give’z the bread
Give’z the money, money’s gone to Peter’s head
If you are stuck Pete will lend you an amplifier
But when it’s time to go he’ll say five pound hire
Do you want some crisps and pop?
They’re all on sale at Pete’s tuck shop
We will have to put a stop to Peter
Chorus
All the pop groups are nearly broke
This has gone far beyond the joke
Peter Practice is a rich bloke now
Do you want some crisps and pop?
They’re all on sale at Pete’s tuck shop
Chorus
Album
Toy Dolls – Idle Gossip
