Lyrics Toy Dolls – Keith’s A Thief
Text:
Keith works every night and day
Honesty’s his goal
But Keith’s a thief coz he’s
Still claiming dole
What a fiddler Keith is
He thinks he won’t be caught
But Keith is gonna end up in court
The SS men will knock on the door
And Keith won’t be working no more
He thinks he won’t be caught
But Keith is gonna end up in court
The SS men will knock on the door
And Keith won’t be working no more
Keith Keith Keith’s a thief…
He’s making money on the sly
Which he does not declare
No invoices or receipts anywhere
Locked in the room with the C.I.D.
Rather you Keith than me…
Keith Keith Keith’s a thief…
Keith is Keith is Keith’s a thief
A rip off and a con
Keith is Keith is Keith’s a thief
And he’s still signing on
Keith is Keith is Keith’s still signing on
I’m not deceitful he does say
I tell them all the facts
But Keith’s a thief
Coz he dodges the tax
The PH team will get Keith
Coz will all know that Keith’s a thief
Album
Toy Dolls – Idle Gossip
Toy Dolls – I’ll Get Even With Steven (Steve Is Tender)
Toy Dolls – Keith’s A Thief
Toy Dolls – I Tried To Trust Tracey
Toy Dolls – PC Stoker
Toy Dolls – If You’re In A Pop Group You’ll End Up Paying A Fortune Practicing At Peter Practice’s Practice Place
Toy Dolls – Silly Billy
Toy Dolls – Geordie’s Gone To Jail
Toy Dolls – Harry Cross (A Tribute To Edna)
Toy Dolls – You Won’t Be Merry On A North Sea Ferry
Toy Dolls – The Lambrusco Kid
Toy Dolls – Do You Wanna Be Like Dougy Bell?
Toy Dolls – Idle Gossip