Текст Adam Sandler – 101

My wife’s grandmother turned… she turned 101 years old, which is nice, 101 years old. —
cheers and applause
— That’s good for the family, you know, good to have that in your genes. My daughter’s got that great life. My family, we fucking die… I should be dead is all I’m saying. It makes no sense that I’m here right now. But 101 years old… I went to her birthday, I gave her 101 punches in the shoulder… Just, she kept going, «Ooh.» And I was saying, «It’s tradition. We can’t break tradition, Grandma.» She was like, «I want to break tradition.» I was like, «Well, you can’t. So, just fucking deal with 94 more.» And bam. «Oh! »