Текст Adam Sandler – Zittly Van Zittles

Well, I had myself a girlfrield
For almost two whole years
We had no secrets
We had no fears

But one night I was out cheating
After I drank a few
She caught me red handed
And said we’re through
Now she’s got a new boyfriend
It nearly gave me a heart attack

‘Cuz who’s gonna pop this zit on my back?
Well I got a pimple and I don’t know why
It keeps growing in the same place
I can’t reach it with my left or right hand
I wish it was on my face
It’s four days old
And it hurts so bad
But it’s ready for a squeeze
Won’t somebody pop it for me please?
I’ll give you ten dollars

If you’re a girl in this lonely world
And you’re looking for a guy
I’ll never cheat again, I promise
That’s no lie
There’s only one thing I ask of you
Could we name our first child Zak?
Oh, one more thing

I’m dying here!
A pimple ay-hee
A pop-a-doodly-doo
Squirt heedly-hoo

Well I’m sitting alone by the phone
And no one seems to call
I try to scrape my zit off on the kitchen wall
Well that don’t work, so I look around
And find a big shiny thumb-tack
Put it on the floor, lay down
Pop the zit on my back