Текст Be More Chill Cast – The Squip Song

RICH:
Freshman year
I didn’t have a girlfriend or a clue
I was a loser just like you

JEREMY:

RICH:
Not quick
Squip

JEREMY:
I’ve just never heard of it before

RICH:
Yeah, that’s the point!
This is some top-secret, can’t-even-look-it-up-on-the-internet shit

It’s from Japan
It’s a gray, oblong pill
Quantum nanotechnology CPU
The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until
It implants in your brain and it tells you what to do

JEREMY:
So…
It’s like…
Drugs?

RICH:
It’s better than drugs, Jeremy

It’s from Japan
It’s a gray, oblong pill
Quantum nanotechnology CPU
The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until
It implants in your brain and it tells you what to do
It tells you what to do
It’s preprogrammed
It’s amazing
Speaks to you directly
You behave as
It’s appraising
Helps you act correctly

RICH & ENSEMBLE:
Helps you to be cool
It helps you rule

RICH:
Picture this:
Nobody cares if you are late
‘Cause even teachers think you’re great
Your weekend’s just a full on slate of blowout benders
Of teenage rockstar splendor
Right now you’re
Helpless, helpless
You are
Almost hopeless
On the school’s social map you’re just a blip
But if you
Take my advice and if you pay the listed price
Well, then you go from sad to interesting
To hip — Your whole life will flip!

RICH & ENSEMBLE:
When you buy a Squip!

RICH:
Hey, yeah, a Squip!
Oh, a Squip
Hey, yeah!
No longer a drip when you got in your grip
A Squip
A Squip
A Squip…