Текст Beetlejuice Original Broadway Cast – Good Old–Fashioned Wedding
Текст:
BETELGEUSE:
There’s gonna be a-
Good old-fashioned wedding
With some dancing and un-deading
With a cover-band is cranking
And the age gap will be upsetting
When I finally say «I do»
I’ll be alive and born anew
And I’ll be boring just like you
Oh boy, I’m on my way!
And the age gap will be upsetting
When I finally say «I do»
I’ll be alive and born anew
And I’ll be boring just like you
Oh boy, I’m on my way!
Being dead sucks
Rent me a tux
I wanna look like a million bucks
BJ’S getting married-
LYDIA, spoken:
Hey Beetlejuice, I’m going to the Netherworld!
BETELGEUSE, spoken:
What?
LYDIA, spoken:
Classic bait and switch!
Oldest trick in the book!
CHARLES, spoken:
Lydia! No!
BETELGEUSE, spoken:
No, no, no!
Why DOES EVERYONE KEEP LEAVING ME!?
Okay, new plan:
You’re all gonna die
BETELGEUSE, sung:
Today!