Текст Bo Burnham – Sunday School

alright kids, welcome to your first sunday school class
let’s get right into it

did you know that jesus died on the cross
just to keep you from masturbating

well my name is bobby johnson
and i teach about god’s loving wrath
and though i try to live by the bible and what it says
i think i might have stumbled from the path

because i’m gay for jesus
creator of all good
a charitable carpenter
that’s why hes givin me wood

i’m gay for jesus
let the people rejoice
but it’s not about lust, i don’t wanna nail him
that was a poor word choice

did you know satan wears a cape
made out of a rainbow flag
and did you know that jesus hates abortions
unless the kid was a f… jew

well i try to live by the bible
but it tells me that my thoughts aren’t right
but those particular pages might be stuck together
from the little bit of sinning i did last night

because they told me to love jesus
i chose an alternative route
well i was so sad when he was in that cave
but i was thrilled when he came out

well i’m gay for jesus
fill me with your grace
i said pour your love all over me
but please aim away from my face