Текст Crazy Ex–Girlfriend Cast – Buttload Of Cats

Rebecca:
It’s come to this, like I knew it would
Since I’m now single for good
I know just what I gotta do

Paula, Valencia & Heather::
A buttload of cats!

Rebecca:
A buttload of cats

Paula, Valencia & Heather::
Way too many cats

Rebecca:
When you’re a permanent bachelorette
It’s mandatory that you go out and get
A buttload of cats
Oh, yeah!

I walk myself down to the lonely lady cat store
The smell is overwhelming inside
This is the future smell of my house
It’s the smell of my dreams that have died

I walk up to the cat shelf
Where the cats are labeled big and small
The saleslady asks, «is there one you like?»
And I state, «I’ll take them all!»
I want a buttload of cats

Cats:
Meow, a buttload of cats

Rebecca:
Give me a buttload of cats

Cats:

Rebecca:
The saleslady’s pumped, she’s closin’ early
And headed home to her sad walk-up apartment
Filled with her own buttload of cats

Cats:
Meow meow meow

Rebecca:
That she got at a discount

Cats:
Meow meow meow

Rebecca:
‘Cause she works at the cat store

Cats:
Meow meow meow
Meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow meow

Why have cats over time become
Synonymous with loneliness?
We gotta work on our collective image
We need a new publicist
The ironic part is, we’re not that friendly
If you’re lonely, we might make it worse
Also, we sleep, like, sixteen hours a day
Have you considered getting a dog?

Rebecca:
Nope, I want a buttload of you guys

Cats:
Okay, we warned you

Rebecca:
A buttload of cats!

Cats:
We’re gonna ruin your couch

Rebecca:
There’s a lot of evidence that organisms in cat poop make you crazy

Cats:
Yes, we saw that article in the Atlantic. And then we peed on the Atlantic

Rebecca:
But I still want a buttload of cats