Текст Crazy Ex–Girlfriend Cast – Group Hang

Rebecca:
The night was going perfectly, mi amor. We were having a romantic Mexican meal. Or Cali-Mex… Cali-Mex-Italian…
I don’t really know what this food is! But our time together was cut short by the enemy of romance…

Hector, Beans, Ken & White Josh:

Rebecca:
It was a group hang, group hang
You’re so far away in a group hang!
A group hang, group hang
Do we really need all these nachos?

It was an intimate date
Just you and me
At a magical place
Where refills are free
Then your buddies showed up
And tore us apart
They’re forces of evil
A knife through my heart

Hector, Beans, Ken & White Josh:
Salsa, burritos, taquitos, guacamole pizza!

Rebecca:
A group hang, group hang
You’re just out of reach in a group hang
A group hang, group hang
I’m so afraid of horses!

Now you’re telling a story
‘Bout some dude named Jeffwad
And the time he «sprooshed»
Whatever that means
Feeling left out, so I jump in and say:

I had a friend named Jeff once. He took bad mushrooms and jumped off the room of our dorm

It was a group hang, group hang
It just got weird in this group hang
Group hang, group hang
It makes me so sexy sad

Hector, Beans, Ken & White Josh:
Spanish, Spanish, Spanish, Spanish, Español, arriba!
Spanish, Spanish, Spanish, Spanish, Español, arriba!
Spanish, Spanish, Spanish, Spanish, Español, arriba!
Guadalaraja, Sicily!

Rebecca:
That’s not in Mexico!

Hector, Beans, Ken & White Josh:
Corned beef enchilada, pickle taco
Salsa verde cheesecake, bacon tamale
Root beer margarita, taco stew

Rebecca:
Does the chef know what Mexico is?

A group hang, group hang
What’s this smoky tortilla soup thing?

I mean, really, am I crazy? There are — I know there are people of Hispanic descent working at this restaurant

A group hang, group hang

How are they not offended, with the bastardization of their culture? Is it just me? Maybe it’s just me

You’re so far away at a group hang

I feel like I’m being gaslighted by this restaurant

A group hang, group hang

Y ahora la parte más temida de andar con el grupo. ¡El cheque!