Текст Crazy Ex–Girlfriend Cast – Maybe She’s Not Such A Heinous Bitch After All

I used to think my mother was the worst
That if she didn’t kill me, I’d kill her first
But now birds are singing, the flowers are pink
Yes, spring is here, ’cause I’m starting to think

I don’t want to bash her head in with this cup
It may sound harsh, but that’s a huge step up
Maybe she’s not such a heinous bitch after all
I still hate her, don’t get me wrong
(Really hate her, genuinely hate her)
But it’s more like the way normal girls hate their moms
(Every daughter kinda hates their mom)

All I ever prayed for every day
Was to resent my mother in a regular way
Maybe she’s not such a heinous bitch after all
(Sit beside her
So weird you lived inside her)
Maybe old age has tamed this witch and made her a doll
(But like one of those evil haunted dolls)
She’s being so nice, it fills my soul
For once, I don’t want her to have a cancerous mole
(Dark!)
Maybe she’s not such a heinous bitch after all

I know it sounds like I’m falling in love (love!)
Well, when we’re finding a mate, it’s our parents we’re thinking of (thinking of!)