Текст De La Soul – Intro (Da La Soal Is Dead)

Hello boys and girls. Welcome to your De La Soul readalong storybook!
When you hear this sound…
…that means turn the page.
And now we begin our exciting adventure of… De La Soul is Dead.

PLAYGROUND HONEYS:
— Oh my God, Vanilla Ice…
— He’s so fly!
— The boy is so good.
— Did you see his body?
— He could dance too.
— He could.
— He’s better than any rapper I ever seen!
— And plus his dancers!
— He’s so jammin’!

JEFF
Yo, what’s up?
HONEYS
Yo, Jeff, where you been, man?
JEFF
Guess what I just found, I just found a De La Soul tape in the garbage.
HONEYS
For real? Let’s hear it!
JEFF
No!
HONEYS
Aww, be like that!

MISTA LAWNGE
What’s up, cocksnot? How ya doing, buddy?
HONEYS
Cocksnot? You gonna let him call you that? Sucker!

LAWNGE
Now! I’ve got the new De La Soul tape! Hey dicksnot, buttcrust, get over here!
D.J. AUB
What’s up baby?
MASE
Coolin’!
LAWNGE
I just got this De La Soul tape, man, slamming. Where’s the box? The box!
MASE
So, yo, let’s get with the shilsnihilsnobilsno!
AUB
I got the bidox, let’s do this like Brutus!

…28. For those who have all four answers correct, you will recieve
a specially selected Grand Prize. Thanks, and goodnight, for Three Feet
High and Rising, this is Don Newkirk.