Текст Eminem – Steve Berman (Skit)

Steve
Hey Em, what’s up?
Eminem
Steve Berman. What’s goin’ on, man, how you doin’?
Good to see you again. What’s up?
Steve
Em, could you come in here and have a seat, please?
Eminem
Umm, yeah, what’s…
Steve
Vanessa? Shut the door
Vanessa
Okay
door creaks shut
Eminem
So what’s up? How’s orders looking for the first week?
Steve
It would be better if you gave me nothing at all
Eminem
Wh…
Steve
This album is less than nothing. I can’t sell this fucking record
Eminem
Wha…
Steve
Do you know what’s happening to me out there?

Eminem
Wh-wha-what’s the problem?
Steve
Violent Ground told me to go fuck myself!
Eminem
Who’s Violent…?
Steve
Tower Records told me to shove this record up my ass!
Do you know what it feels like
to be told to have a record shoved up your ass?
Eminem
But, I…
Steve
I’m gonna lose my fuckin’ job over this
You know why Dre’s record was so successful?
He’s rappin’ about big-screen T.V.s, blunts, 40’s and bitches.
You’re rappin’ about homosexuals and Vicadin
Eminem
I mean-
Steve
I can’t sell this shit!
Eminem
What…
Steve
Either change the record or it’s not coming out!
Eminem
What, I…
Steve
Now get the fuck out of my office!
Eminem
What am I supposed…
Steve
NOW!
Eminem
Alright man….