Текст Epic Rap Battles Of History – Albert Einstein vs Stephen Hawking
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Albert Einstein, Stephen Hawking
Albert Einstein (MC Mr Napkins):
When I apply my battle theory
So take a seat Steve
Oops — I see you brought your own!
What’s with your voice
I can’t frickin tell
You sound like WALL-E
Having sex with a Speak & Spell
I’ll school you anywhere
MIT to Oxford
All your fans will be like
«Um, that was Hawkward»
I’m as dope as two rappers, you better be scared
Cause that means Albert E. equals MC squared
Stephen Hawking (Nice Peter):
You’ve got no idea what you’re messin’ with here boy
I’ve got 12 inch rims on my chair that’s how I roll y’all
You look like someone glued a mustache on a troll doll
I’ll be stretchin’ out the rhyme like gravity stretches time
When you try to put your little pea brain against this kind of mind
I’m the best
I’m the Snoop Dogg of Science
I’ll be dropping mad apples on your head from the shoulders of giants
Albert Einstein (MC Mr Napkins):
I’m the giant whose shoulders you’d have stood on if you could stand
I’ll give you a brief history of pain with the back of my hand
You can’t destroy matter or me, for serious
Stephen Hawking (Nice Peter):
There are ten million million million million million million million million million particles in the universe that we can observe
Your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd
You wanna bring the heat with the mushroom clouds you’re making
I’m about to bake raps from scratch like Carl Sagan
While it’s true that my work is based on you
I’m a super-computer you’re like a TI-82
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