Текст Jimmy Fallon – Dorms, Shower Baskets, & The Walk Of Shame

Disc scratches in

Jimmy Fallon:
See, that’s what college is all about, man you gotta love college, man it’s the best thing in the world.
You drink, you have fun, you do the Walk of Shame.

Crowd cheers

Jimmy Fallon:
Yeah! You gotta do the Walk of Shame!
For those of you who don’t know what the Walk of Shame is,
that’s when you hook up with someone the night before and you have to walk all the way across campus
all dishevelled the next morning, in the same clothes.

Crowd cheers some more

Jimmy Fallon: (Higher voice)
Oh no, no, I was over at the libray, I was over… I stayed overnight, overnight studying.

Crowd laughs

Jimmy Fallon:
You go to your dorm in the morning, there’s like a line of kids waiting to get to the shower.
It’s like, bunch of zombies just walking, uh-uh-uh. The guy with the flip-flops is beating everybody.
Flip-flop sounds
He’s got his little basket of stuff with him.

Crowd laughs

Jimmy Fallon:
You have to have your little shower basket of stuff. This little baskets holds, like, your shampoo, your soap, your loofa.

Crowd cheers

Jimmy Fallon:
And girls have, like, this nice loofa. It’s like this little mesh, pink loofa.
Takes off your dead skin, it’s really nice.
No, for guys we have the option, we have, like, this French bread lookin’ loofa that rips out your ass hair.
Yeah, thank you very much. Ow, ow!
Scratching sounds
Ow, ow! Walking back to my dorm, everyone’s like,

Crowd cheers and laughs as the track scratches out