Текст JT Machinima – Angry Birds vs. Clash of Clans Rap Battle

Yo, it’s your boy Red
Got a Fortress? Lemme destroy it
Everybody make noise to annoy them
You call that a castle or a toy, man?

What’d you say? I couldn’t hear
With all these cannons in my ear
Barbarian? Why yes I am
Everyone in my family is a manly man
You think your tough enough to break these walls?
Then replace yourselves with cannonballs
Unlike you I can stand on legs
Favorite breakfast? SCRAMBLED EGGS!!!

Gaming on the go has just blown up
All your consoles are getting shown up
So everybody throw your mobile phones up
If the kind of game you play is the one that’s unplugged
Feel the power in the palm of your hand
You got an army waiting at your command
One question that can separate a boy from a man
Do you fly with the flock or do you clash with the clan?

Well, I keep it fresh and mix it up
When I’m taking names and kicking up
From Christmastime to outer-space
We got no problem with a change of pace
I may not have hands, but you’re about to get slapped
Ever since 2009, we’ve been the top mobile app!

Oh, come on, that’s laughable! You have to be
The lamest game without any strategy
When you pass my numbers, get back to me
My castle stands like a masterpiece
Any fan of yours is an amateur
You fly as well as a hamburger
Hail the clan, you know our name
We’re about to change the way we game!

All you need is cash to be good at clash
You can never buy enough gems for your stash

No! it’s all about tactics, that’s a fact
Strategy is what you feathered-freaks will never grasp
I mean, who needs you and your useless expansion packs
And what’s the fuss with your eggs? Because they never hatch!

Oh yeah? Well, you got a face only a mother could adore
And I bet her beard grows just as thick as yours!

Gaming on the go has just blown up
All your consoles are getting shown up
So everybody throw your mobile phones up
If the kind of game you play is the one that’s unplugged
Feel the power in the palm of your hand
You got an army waiting at your command
One question that can separate a boy from a man
Do you fly with the flock or do you clash with the clan?

You and me, beak-breath, we will never be equals
You had a Star Wars add on that was including the prequels!

You know, I’ve killed a lot of hogs, man, that’s for sure
But I’ve never seen a group of pigs as big as yours
So you can stick to your lame game of waiting around
But don’t let me near your town hall
Or I’m gonna bring it all down!

Hop on your slingshot and send your fat butts back home
I know your angry, but I gotta ask; are you mad, bro?

Gaming on the go has just blown up
All your consoles are getting shown up
So everybody throw your mobile phones up
If the kind of game you play is the one that’s unplugged
Feel the power in the palm of your hand
You got an army waiting at your command
One question that can separate a boy from a man
Do you fly with the flock or do you clash with the clan?