Текст Lil B – Made Man Skit

Frankie Joseph
«Hey let me in Godfather, it’s Frankie Joseph»
Godfather
«Hey Frankie, you’re the man!» *opens door*
«Frankie, my boy!»
Man #1
«How you doin’, Frank?»
Man #2
«Sup, Frankie!»
Frankie Joseph
«Godfather» *kisses Godfather*
Godfather
«Hello, Frankie»
Frankie Joseph
«I know about all this artist…» *puffs smoke*
«His name is Lil B the BasedGod»
Man #1
«Yeah, yeah, I know about Lil B, yeah…»
Godfather
«Oh, okay, okay…»
Frankie Joseph
«He seems to be very loyal, very authentic, very true, very positive, very respectful»
Man #1
«He’s the BasedGod, yeah…»
Frankie Joseph
«They’re the qualities that we all see… To becoming a made man»

Man #1
«This is true, this is true»
Frankie Joseph
«Besides that he is not a snitch, he’s not a hater, and he’ll fuck your bitch» *puffs smoke*
Godfather
«Tell me more, tell me more»
Frankie Joseph
*puffs smoke*
«Godfather…» *puffs smoke again*
«I come to you today for a load…» *puffs smoke a third time*
«A hundred fifty million dollars’ worth of diamonds. And a billion dollar recording contract. What do you feel?» *door creaks*
Godfather
«Frankie, my boy… You came to me this day to ask me for this favor. And I will give you this favor, but not as a loan. I have massive amounts of money, and I wish to now make more. I wish to be a part of greatness. I wish to be a part of history. And grant me this favor… is to be as based as you guys. So Frankie my boy, let’s celebrate. Because today… we make history.» *pops champagne and pours*
«Here we go, here we go. That’s it…»
Frankie Joseph
«Thank you, Godfather. I would never let you down»
Godfather
«It’s no problem, Frankie»
Frankie Joseph
«I would never shame the name.»
Godfather
«You’re my boy, you’re my boy…» *pats Frankie on the shoulder*
Frankie Joseph
«Let’s toast»
Godfather
«Tonight, we celebrate»
Everyone
«Salut!»
Frankie Joseph
«Thank you again, Godfather. I’ll be back… I’mma go to the studio» *door closes, goes down stairs*