Текст MC Chris – The Hammer (Skit)

Geek
I’m gonna go home!
Bully
Thought you were gonna get out of school without talking to me first?
Geek
School’s over. I wanna go—
Bully
I got some recollections I want to share with you.
Geek
Oh, recollections on what?
Bully
Let me think back on how many of your family members’ CUNTS I’ve licked today!
Geek
Oh, how offensive!
Bully
Let’s see, your SISTER…
Geek
Oh!
Bully
…your MOTHER…
Geek
Not my mother!
Bully
…Your GRANDMOTHER…
Geek
My grandmother?

Bully
I dug up your GREAT GRANDMOTHER…
Geek
Oh, you wouldn’t!
Bully
Her cunt tasted like SKELETONS!
Geek
Oh, that’s gross!
Bully
HAHAHAHAHA
Geek
HEY! How do you feel about THIS!?
Bully
Oh my God! Aah!
Geek
I bought this gun at lunch!!
Bully Oh my God!
Geek
And now I am pointing it right at your face!! I’m tired of the way you’ve been treating me!! And I’m not gonna take it anymore!!
Bully
Please! Please! I…I…looking at your gun, I…I’m rethinking all of my bullyism…and I…uh…I just think if I were to get a second chance…
Geek
You can’t get a second chance!! You are way too mean, and therefore, you deserve to get capped!! I am pulling back the…thing that you pull back before you fire the gun!!
Bully
The hammer?
Geek
NOW I AM PULLING THE TRIGGER!!
Bully
OH MY GOD! YOU PULLED THE TRIGGER ON THE GUN AND THE BULLET’S FLYING OUT OF THE GUN AT LIGHTNING SPEED! AAH! OW! IT HIT ME IN THE HEAD!
Geek
HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, BULLY!? HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT!?
Bully
AAH! OW! I’m dying…dying.
Geek
Wait a minute, what have I done? cries
I’m sorry…who will I talk to now? What have I done…what have I done?