Текст MC Chris – Co–Efficient (Skit)
Текст:
Geek: (singing under his breath)
…talking bout math, math, I love math, gettin my books for school, math—
Bully
Wait a minute, math!? MATH!? Hey, what the fuck are you doing over there, you little GEEK?
Geek
Oh, don’t hit me.
Bully
You were just jabbering about math? What is these, math books? There they go! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Geek
Oh, you knocked the books out of my hands! I gotta pick them up now. I gotta get to…I gotta get to class.
Bully
Hey, you like math, do you?
Geek
Yeah, I like math.
Bully
I got a practical math application for you.
Geek
Oh…
Bully
Yeah, your face plus my fist plus, uh, something that I’m gonna shove up your asshole…
Geek
No!
Bully
…divided by Pi, the co-efficient…
Geek
Aaaah! Oh! Ow! You’re hurting me! Oh, this is so painful!
Bully
Shut up! If you think this is painful, meet me in the boys’ bathroom at 2:00…
Geek
No…
Oh, don’t hit me.
Bully
You were just jabbering about math? What is these, math books? There they go! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Geek
Oh, you knocked the books out of my hands! I gotta pick them up now. I gotta get to…I gotta get to class.
Bully
Hey, you like math, do you?
Geek
Yeah, I like math.
Bully
I got a practical math application for you.
Geek
Oh…
Bully
Yeah, your face plus my fist plus, uh, something that I’m gonna shove up your asshole…
Geek
No!
Bully
…divided by Pi, the co-efficient…
Geek
Aaaah! Oh! Ow! You’re hurting me! Oh, this is so painful!
Bully
Shut up! If you think this is painful, meet me in the boys’ bathroom at 2:00…
Geek
No…
Bully
…and then I’ll show you painful.
Geek
Oh God… cries
One day, I’m gonna show him…
…and then I’ll show you painful.
Geek
Oh God… cries
One day, I’m gonna show him…
