Текст MC Lars – (Hop In) I’m Benny The Cab

Hop in, I’m Benny the Cab
Just stick out your thumb and you’ll be there in a flash
Hop in, I’m Benny the Cab
When You see me on the sidewalk, get out the way fast

First I moved to LA from New York like sorry!
Revving up my engine, gassed like a Rari
Are we ready for the ride of our lives? ‘Cause I’m gone
And it’s rough in these streets strap in and hold on
Been driving fools around since 1910
Sister Mary Frances! He’s done it again
Roger — why’d you have to tip off the Toon Patrol?
To the movies we will go — but keep it on the low
I know Goofy’s funny, but you’ve got to be quiet
Cause Rabbit’s on the menu and Doom’s not on a diet
With a pack of hungry weasels, evil and starving
I’m crash by the tunnel and it’s kind of alarming
So don’t freeze the frame, (break) I mean it
Turpentine, acetone, and benzene, we’ve seen it
So let’s go back to the part where I’m saving the day
Roger, let me drive! Get out of the way!

Hop in, I’m Benny the Cab
Just stick out your thumb and you’ll be there in a flash
Hop in, I’m Benny the Cab
When You see me on the sidewalk, get out the way fast
Hop in, I’m Benny the Cab
And when it comes to the Dodgers, no I’m not a fan

Okay now Crawl through the window — Roger I’ll get help
Save, Jessica and Eddie, and yes save you’re self
Fight Greasy and Wheezy and the rest of the vermin
Smoking hella henchman like your name was Baby Herman
With the stogie, hold up G, what about the will?
Roger’s been a patsy ever since Acme was killed
And I don’t appreciate it, help us out Santino
Deciphering the fall out from Jessica’s labido
But she’s not bad, that’s just how she’s drawn
Betty Boop’s been serving drinks from sunset til dawn
«No justice for toons?» Try that one again!
Looks like we found the culprit and saved all our friends
These days you might find me on House of Mouse
Hanging out with Max and Mickey On location no doubt
It’s been a crazy ride for the first self-driving car
Middle finger to your Uber, you can Keep your five stars

Why’d you lock me up?
For driving on the sidewalk
It was just a couple miles
And nobody got hurt

(No justice for toons
No justice for toons
No justice for toons anymore!)

Benny the Cab!