Текст Ninja Sex Party – Ninja Brian Goes to Soccer Practice

Danny Sexbang:
Okay Ninja Brian, have fun at soccer practice, I’ll pick you up at eight. Now remember, the goal is to have fun, not to stab anyone

Person 1:
Oh God, I’ve been stabbed!

Danny Sexbang:
Brian, no!

Referee:
Okay Brian, that’s a yellow card for-

Person 2:
Hey, you can’t-!

Person 3:
Why does he have grenades?!

Danny Sexbang:
Wow, you stayed out there for twelve seconds! That’s a new record for you! Looks like someone’s finally learning about a little thing called sportsmanship