Текст NOFX – I’ve Become A Cliché

You know how it is! I’m… I’m… I’m…
I’m 40 now and I got a family and I got shit to do.
And, you know, I made the decision when I was 40…
I’m goin’ on the wagon, you know?

I’ve become a cliché.
I’ve become a cliché.
I’ve become a cliché.
I’ve become a cliché.

Okay, well, I’ll have a drink or two at shows,
but only to loosen up.
I totally stopped doing drugs.
Oh, prescription drugs are… you know, that’s different.
It doesn’t have to be my prescription.
If a doctor prescribes these drugs, they’ve gotta be pretty safe.
But, you know, I definitely don’t do street drugs anymore.
I mean, unless you’ve got some.

I’ve become a cliché.
I’ve become a cliché.
I’ve become a cliché.
I’ve become a cliché.

Oh, you’re not holding.
That’s cool.
No big deal.
You know, I never do it unless it’s just around…
or someones offering it.
Oh, I know a guy!
Yeah, he’s… he’s like 10 minutes away.

I’ve become a cliché.
I’ve become a cliché.
I’ve become a cliché.
I’ve become a cliché.

Whaddya mean?
This is not last call.
This is first call.
We’ll… we’ll… I know a place we can go.
We’ll go right… You threw up!