Текст NOFX – Last Night Was Really Fun?

Last night was really fun, that’s what I heard from almost everyone
I got a hand stamp but not a first hand account
I don’t remember what booze I drank, I’m not sure what kind of drugs were done
Without any account can you count it as fun?

Who sharpied ‘slut’ on my forehead?
How did this blood get on my shirt?
Was it aggravated assault if you’re the only one who got hurt?

I might have met her on myspace, I think I went over to her place
Does it count as sex if you can’t remember her face?

I dislocated my knee how come my bedroom smells like piss?
Was it a good time? What did we talk about?
Afternoon fades to blackout

Who’s number is this on my hand?
Why do I have shoes without socks?
Maybe this is the right time for a supervised detox