Текст Random Encounters – Cubone & Mudkip: A Pokemon Love Song

What is this thing
I’m feeling when you
Tackled me to the ground?

It may just be pain,

You’re Water! I’m Ground!
It’s forbidden love,
And yet I’ve found

It’s love! Deep and true!
And I’m paralyzed,
But deep inside,
I realize that I love you!

You’re groomed and trained,
Yet I’m just wild;
Is this not meant to be?

I know one sure way,
And that’s to let your
Trainer come capture me!

I’m now on your team,
Though I swear I’m tougher
Than I seem!

I wish that I knew
How to tell you why
I’m just too shy
To simply tell you
I love you!

Every day, I’ll train!
One level at a time!
I won’t sleep or rest,

X­Stats make me strong!
Potions make me fit!
TMs teach me moves!
(And Berries make me sick…)

Hi there, it’s me.
I got this for you…

Hope I don’t seem too weird…

I like you a lot­
And now I’m rambling…

And… now… you’re…

Big. And you smell.
And you look like you don’t
Bathe so well.

Come back! Take me, too!
Please don’t leave me here;

This joke is clearly
Over. Take me
Home with you!

Guys, this isn’t very funny!
Come on, someone
Please come set me loose!

Be careful what you wish for;
What you wish for sort of
Might come true.