Текст Rucka Rucka Ali – iWhack

I’m from America cuz it’s number one
I could take a fuckin’ dump and it would look like where you’re from
Bad men flew a jet into 9/11
In the greatest fuckin’ country…

«At 9:11 this morning, we were given a message
And that message is that them folks in Iraq must not want their country very much»

Yeeehaw!
Blacks, Whites, Arabs, Jews
Living side by side
In this country, if you know another like it, you’re a fag
Arabs mad ’cause imaginary man up in the sky told you to
strap a bomb and blow yourself to shit
We’ll take your fuckin’ oil and make you suck our balls

Remember when they hit them towers?
Man, that shit pissed me off for hours
So if them punks want fuckin’ trouble
Better tell ’em they better go fuck with Mexico instead!

«We will catch the folks who did this, sodomize them and get ’em in Guantanamo, and make ’em watch episodes of Glee.»

You faggot motherfuckers have AIDS
Fuck you (Yea yea yea)
You got your AIDS from a gay donkey (Yea yea yea)
We’ll fuck your mother for days, honky (Yea yea yea)
All you Al-Chidas will pay for this (gay shit)
Suck my balls
When freedom calls, it’s calling collect
And I’ll tell the operator «Yes, I accept»
Cuz these colors match the fuckin’ carpet and drapes,
Let’s play some fuckin’ games!

«Now, I’m not sayin’ everyone on the plane WAS a terrorist…but…
Statistics show.
Hell, most of the people on that plane probably had somewhere else to go.
But we ain’t never gonna know now, will we?
Now, I’m-a tell you plain simple, you knock down our buildings, we’ll take a couple yer countries.
You can tell Mr. Bin Laden and his army of 70 virgins we can play games, God dammit!»