Текст Rucka Rucka Ali – Whutchu Jewin?

Jews keep tryin’ to sue me,
How do Jews do that shit?
Why do Jews steal yo’ shit?
How do Jews do that shit?

They take your ring, they take your watch
They take your rocks, they take your pipe
When you ain’t lookin’, they take your bike
Feed them some bacon, they’ll take your life
Sometimes we’d like to hate all of ’em
But lookin’ back, they gave us Hoffman
So trust me, homie, they rip you off?
Just count your losses, don’t piss ’em off!
They made Einstein, stand in line
For Chinese food, wasted his time
He built a bomb, dropped it on ’em
Then drank some wine, and said «L’chaim»
And if you’re black, don’t go to court
Cause they gonna ask you
«Where was you last Tuesday?»
Get a Jewish lawyer
Wanna date his daughter
And you’re black?
Yeah, good luck with that.

Jews keep tryin’ to sue me,
How do Jews do that shit?
Why do Jews steal your shit?
How do Jews do that shit?
How do Jews, why do Jews,

Let’s all be honest!
OK, let’s do this
You fuckin’ hippies
You’re fuckin’ Jewish!
The fuck you doin’?
Rich son-a bitch!
Your name is Moscowitz-Greenberg-ovich!
So why you sayin’
That you’re Indian?
You smoke the purp?
You’re European!
Always complainin’ about
Something or another so
Go tell your mother, fuckin’ grow up!
Answer this question
Don’t get offended,
What’s your connection to 9/11?
OK, you’re right, it wasn’t you
Jews couldn’t fly, they try to sue!
OK, we got it, Hitler was bad
Stop cryin’ ’bout it and bomb Iran
Well, I don’t like ’em
I think their wack,
They steal your shit and they’re not even black!

Jews keep tryin’ to sue me,
How do Jews do that shit?
Why do Jews steal your shit?
How do Jews do that shit?
How do Jews, why do Jews,
Wanna sue, how do Jews, try to sue
Jews keep tryin’ to sue me
How do Jews do that shit?
Why do Jews steal your shit?
How do Jews do that shit?
How do Jews, why do Jews, wanna sue
How do Jews, try to sue

STOP!
Stop tryin’ to take my shit!
(Oh it’s just to borrow)
No! No!
(I’ll give it back!)
Stop! Man, gimme my shit back, it’s my shit!
(I’m gonna sue you!)
Won’t ya just stop tryin’ to sue me cuz I can’t take it
Why won’t you eat bacon?
(Oy! You know how much bacon costs? It’s too expensive!)

Jews keep tryin’ to sue me,
How do Jews do that shit?
Why do Jews steal your shit?
How do Jews do that shit?
How do Jews, why do Jews,
Wanna sue, how do Jews, try to sue
Jews keep tryin’ to sue me
How do Jews do that shit?
Why do Jews steal your shit?
How do Jews do that shit?
How do Jews, why do Jews, wanna sue
How do Jews, try to sue
(OY VEY!)