Текст Rucka Rucka Ali – Kim Jong Un Song

Ching chang chong!
I’m Kim Jong Un!
Got a mushroom cloud
4 u!

I got a missile now,
I’m gonna blow u up!
Gonna blow u up!
2x

I got some sorta
big missile for ya.
It goes so far
it hits California.
The whole wide world’s
gonna go up in flames,
when Obama calls up,
I take the phone and say

Ching chang chong!
I’m Kim Jong Un!
Got a mushroom cloud
4 u!
You’re a BLACK MAN
gimme all your fried watermelon
and ur chicken right now!

Got a small little penis
but my missile is large,
you would think my dick’s bigger
when I’m dropping it!
So, ching chang chong!
I’m Kim Jong Un!
Got a mushroom cloud

I got a missile now,
I’m gonna blow u up!
Gonna blow u up!
2x

Got a couple nunchuckers,
theme park for torture,

I SAID NUKE THE CHINESE!
I MEANT MICROWAVE SUPPER!

I bomb China
but the button got stuck,

AH FUCK!
BETTER DUCK!
HERE, FORTUNE COOKIE 4 LUCK!

Ching chang chong!
I’m Kim Jong Un!
Got a mushroom cloud
4 u!
Gonna bomb ur city
while ur sitting there
shitting out a
Chicken wonton

Got a small
Philippenis
and my missile
is LARGE!
you would think my
dick’s bigger when I’m
dropping it.
So, ching chang chong!
I’m Kim Jong Un!
Got a mushroom cloud
4 u!

I’m showing up,
I’m blowing up,
I’m throwing out
all night!
Some would say
I’m acting out
‘coz my daddy died.
I touch a girl, I touch a boy,
It’s North Korean pride!
I eat dog with my young
13 year old bride.

I drink my cognac
I smoke crack
them bitches be like
«Oh, crap!»
I like biking and dry cleaning
my friend Dennis is so black (Black, Black)

Hillary, you’re a pretty little fat dyke.
I wanna see you on my penis with a flashlight.

Looking 4 my daughter
on South Korean border.

‘coz Ching chang chong!
I’m Kim Jong Un!
Gonna BLOW U, BLOW U,

GOD DAMMIT!
MOM!!!!!!!!

Ching chang chong!
I’m Kim Jong Un!
Got a mushroom cloud
4 u!
I’m a black ass nigga,
everybody sing wit me
let’s get jiggy right now,

I’m gonna rape these women,
while the rest of you
STARVE!!!!
If I had sum more dinner,
I’d give you NONE OF IT!

Ching chang chong!
I’m Kim Jong Un!
Got a mushroom cloud
4 u!

I got a missile now,
I’m gonna blow u up!
Gonna blow u up!
(mushroom cloud 4 u)

I got a missile now,
I’m gonna blow u up!
Gonna blow u up!
(mushroom cloud 4 u)

I got a missile now,
I’m gonna blow u up!
Gonna blow u up!

I am the Chinese Cartman