Текст Ryan Higa – GTFO My Room

Mom
Why did you clean my room
It was fine the way it was
I’m really mad at you

Dad
I don’t wanna play ball
Even if you are the coach
I just don’t care at all

Mom
Why did you clean my room
I’m so mad at you
So mad at you

Dad
You ruined my life
Everything I do is never right

Dog
Why did you poo in my shoe
I’m really really really really mad at you

Toaster
Why did you burn my toast
I didn’t want black toast
I didn’t want black toast
Didn’t want black toast

Mom
Get out of my room
(Get out of my room)
I hate it when you tell me what to do
(You’re not the boss of me)

Dad
Can’t you be proud of me

I
Feel the darkness deep inside
My soul speaks to my mind
My heart cries with my eyes

I
Love to write my poetry
You won’t know what it means
But that’s what makes it deep

I hate my mom
I hate my dad
I hate my dog
I hate my cat
I hate everything and they hate me

Mom
I know you want the best for me
I’m sorry girl I was being so mean
And dad I’m sorry too
But there is one last thing I have to say to both of you
I love you…
But
Get the fuck out of my room
(GTFO my room)
I’m still so freaking mad at you
You ruined my life
And nothing seems right to you

I hate my mom
I hate my dad
I hate my dog
I hate my cat
I hate everything and they hate me

I hate the spoon that falls into my cereal
And the toilet seat when I poo and it’s too cold
I hate everything and they hate me