Текст Smash Cast – Public Relations

Reporters
Here she is!
Miss Marilyn Monroe
Will she have the answers

Marilyn
Here I am
I dropped in from the sky
For Look and Life and all the boys
From Peek and U.P.I

Reporters
Please let us peek behind closed doors
Where no one is allowed!

Marilyn
Well I’m pretty good in private
But the truth is, I’m better in a crowd

I relate to men of so many nations
But public relations
Are my favorite kind

Reporters
You’re the story that we’re glad we’re assigned

Dealing with one man
Can lead to frustrations
But public relations
I have never declined

Reporters

A bunch of men
With pad and pen
Is a way to have some fun
But ladies, listen to me
Confidentially?
Nothing ever beats a one on one

Still, you come to me
For sex in quotations
So I’ll use public relations
To give you a piece of my mind

Reporters
Gimme, gimme
A piece of your mind
Cause the answer to a question
Is the way you’re defined, like

Spoken

Reporter
What do you sleep in?

Marilyn
Well I adore Chanel No. 5 and not much more

Reporter
Any advice for a girl in the city?

Marilyn
If you’re two-faced, at least make one of them pretty

Reporter
The studio says, «lateness is your favorite crime»

Marilyn
True, I’ve been on a calendar, but never on time

Reporter
When you posed nude, your inhibitions were gone?

Marilyn
Well, that’s not quite true, I kept the radio on!

Sung
Yes, to chase the blues
Boys, I chase the newsboys!
Fame has plenty of perks

When your life’s a mess
Call the foreign press
Be they Indian, Parisian, British
German, or Turks

I am glad you crave
My best conjugations
Yes, public relations
Is my favorite sound

Cause when I’m alone
I can pick up the phone
Cause the forth estate
Is always around!
Yes, it’s just good public relations!