Текст The Beatles – Crinsk Dee Night
Текст:
Speech
Brian Matthew
The next few minutes, we’re in the lap of the gods and the hands of the Beatles. In my young days, when I was a lad, they used to have actors in films and now that they—
Paul
Yes?
John
Hey! Listen!
Paul
It’s all changed, now, Brian. They’re not doing that, no actors.
John
It’s all changed, now.
Brian
But this is what I wonder. In those days, the actors used to say their best bits were left on the cutting room floor. Did you find that?
John
No, no, no, those were the good bits in the film. You should have seen the rest.
Brian
Yes?
John
Rubbish!
Brian
Was it, really?
John
Even worse, yes.
Brian
Who was worst?
John
Oh, Paul.
Brian
I see.
Paul
John
Hey! Listen!
Paul
It’s all changed, now, Brian. They’re not doing that, no actors.
John
It’s all changed, now.
Brian
But this is what I wonder. In those days, the actors used to say their best bits were left on the cutting room floor. Did you find that?
John
No, no, no, those were the good bits in the film. You should have seen the rest.
Brian
Yes?
John
Rubbish!
Brian
Was it, really?
John
Even worse, yes.
Brian
Who was worst?
John
Oh, Paul.
Brian
I see.
Paul
I think John was about the worst.
John
No, it was you.
Paul
Oh, Ringo was very good. He was. He’s a good lad.
Brian
He was. They’re saying he’s a new Charlie Chaplin. Do you think that’s right?
John
He was miming.
Paul
You, too, with Jason.
John
Oh, yes, he’s an old one. Okay, Ring?
Brian
Beginning to look like that. Now, then—
Ringo
All right, John. Can you hear me?
Paul
Can you hear him? Hello!
Brian
Not really. I hope not. I hope not!
John
We brought you the flowers, Ring.
Brian
He’s not allowed to talk.
Ringo
Eh?
John
We brought you the flowers.
Ringo
Oh, good.
John
And the grapes.
Ringo
Oh, I like grapes.
Paul
He likes grapes.
George
We’ve been to Portugal.
Brian
Guess who’s, guess who’s top of the pops in Portugal, then.
All
Who?
Brian
Los Beatles.
John
Los Beatles? Great, great laugh.
Brian
I don’t suppose you know the title of your film in Portuguese?
John
No. Crinsk dee Night?
Brian
Could be. Let’s hear the number, shall we?
John
Right.
John
No, it was you.
Paul
Oh, Ringo was very good. He was. He’s a good lad.
Brian
He was. They’re saying he’s a new Charlie Chaplin. Do you think that’s right?
John
He was miming.
Paul
You, too, with Jason.
John
Oh, yes, he’s an old one. Okay, Ring?
Brian
Beginning to look like that. Now, then—
Ringo
All right, John. Can you hear me?
Paul
Can you hear him? Hello!
Brian
Not really. I hope not. I hope not!
John
We brought you the flowers, Ring.
Brian
He’s not allowed to talk.
Ringo
Eh?
John
We brought you the flowers.
Ringo
Oh, good.
John
And the grapes.
Ringo
Oh, I like grapes.
Paul
He likes grapes.
George
We’ve been to Portugal.
Brian
Guess who’s, guess who’s top of the pops in Portugal, then.
All
Who?
Brian
Los Beatles.
John
Los Beatles? Great, great laugh.
Brian
I don’t suppose you know the title of your film in Portuguese?
John
No. Crinsk dee Night?
Brian
Could be. Let’s hear the number, shall we?
John
Right.