Текст The Lonely Island – Lazy Sunday

The Lonely Island
Lazy Sunday, wake up in the late afternoon
Call Parnell just to see how he’s doin (Hello?)
What up, Parns? (Yo Samberg, what’s crackin?)

(TWO!) No six! (No twelve!) BAKERS DOZEN!
I told you that I’m crazy for these cupcakes, cousin!
(Yo where’s the movie playin?) Upper Westside dude
(Well let’s hit up Yahoo Maps to find the dopest route!)
I prefer MapQuest (that’s a good one too)
Google Maps is the best (true dat) DOUBLE TRUE!
68th to Broadway (step on it sucker)
What’cha wanna do Chris? (SNACK ATTACK MOTHERFUCKER!)

Chorus
Hit The Chronic (what?) cles of Narnia
Yes The Chronic (what?) cles of Narnia
We love The Chronic (what?) cles of Narnia
Pass The Chronic (what?) cles of Narnia

The Lonely Island
Yo stop at the deli, the theater’s overpriced
(You got the backpack?) Gonna pack it up nice
(Don’t want security to get suspicious!)
Mr. Pibb and Red Vines equals crazy delicious!
(Yo reach in my pocket, pull out some dough)
Girl acted like she’d never seen a ten befo’
IT’S ALL ABOUT THE HAMILTONS BABY

(Roll up to the theater) ticket buyin, what we’re handlin
(You can call us Aaron Burr) from the way we’re droppin Hamiltons
(Now parked in our seats, movie trivia’s the illest)
What «Friends» alum starred in films with Bruce Willis?
(We answered so fast it was scary)
Everyone stared in awe when we screamed MATTHEW PERRY!
Now quiet in the theater or it’s gonna get tragic
(We’re about to get taken to a dream world of magic!)

Chorus

gun blast and DJ scratching