Текст Waitress Cast – The Negative

Becky:
Jenna, time to pee on a stick!

Jenna:
I don’t wanna know

Becky:
C’mon honey, you’ve waited long enough

Becky & Dawn:
Get to it and do it

Jenna:
Okay girls, enough!

Becky & Dawn:
You know what we mean

Dawn:
I hope you drank enough this mornin’

Becky:
C’mon sweetie, it’s better to know
We’ll be right here with you so

Dawn:
It’s no or it’s yes
But either way you gotta take the test

Becky:
A squat and a squeeze
A prayer and a please
It’s nothin’

Dawn:
A stick and a line

Jenna:
Just one of ’em — if I’m lucky

Becky & Dawn:
A pot and a piss

All:
The negative!

Becky:
Read the instructions

Dawn:
Se puede saber la duración de la…

Becky:
English!

Dawn:
Do not insert the test stick into your vagina

Becky:
Wow… thank you, dawn

Jenna:
How’d I ever get myself in this mess?
One drunk night an’ that stupid red dress

Dawn:
Aw, I love that red dress!
The way it sparkles, it looks like an ice-skating outfit!

Becky:
Oh, stay with us, dawn!

Dawn:
Maybe his machinery is broken somehow?
What if his boys don’t swim, I mean, wow!
Miraculous luck!

Becky:
Damn, miraculous!
To get away with it unprotected fu…

Jenna:
Funny how one night
Can ruin your whole life

Becky & Dawn:
Don’t go there yet
We don’t know what the test says

Jenna:
I’m already panicked!

Becky:
Just calm down, god damn it!

Dawn:
Maybe it’ll all be fine

Becky & Dawn:
Maybe there’ll be just one line

All:
Come on, negative!

Dawn:
I thought you don’t sleep with your husband much anymore?

Jenna:
Well, I… he got me drunk
I do stupid things when I drink, like — sleep with my husband

Becky:
Honey, we’ve all made that mistake

All:
Focus on the negative!

Becky:
This will all be alright

Dawn:
It was only one night

Jenna:
Someone
Send me a sign

Becky & Dawn:
One line

All:
One line

Becky & Dawn:
That means the test is ready
This is it…

Jenna:
…shit