Текст Weird Al Yankovic – Achy Breaky Song

You can torture me
With Donnie & Marie
You can play some Barry Manilow
Or you can play some schlock

Don’t play that song
That «Achy Breaky» song
The most annoying song I know
And if you play that song
That «Achy Breaky» song
I might blow up my radio, ooo…

You can clear the room
By playind Debbie Boon
Or crank your Abba records until dawn
Oh, I can even hear
Slim Whitman or Zamfir
Don’t mind a Yoko Ono marathon
Or play some Tiffany
On 8-track or CD
Or scrape your fingernails across the board
Or tie me to a chair
And kick me down the stairs
Just please don’t play that stupid song no more

Don’t play that song
That «Achy Breaky» song
You know I hate that song a bunch
And if you play that song
That nauseating song
It might just make me lose my lunch, ooo…

Don’t play that song
That «Achy Breaky» song
I think it’s driving me insane
Oh, please don’t play that song
That irritating song
I’d rather have a pitchfork in my brain…

Don’t play that song
That «Achy Breaky» song
The most annoying song I know
And if you play that song
That «Achy Breaky» song
I might blow up my radio, ooo-woo…